File this one under everything That Glitters is Not Gold.
Britney Spears’ bodyguard, ex-cop Fernando Flores, recently resigned from his job protecting her and is considering pursuing legal action for alleged sexual harassment. Flores claims Spears has come around him stark naked, beckoning him to her bedroom. He feared if he did not cooperate, he might be fired. Or that it would hurt his chances in asexual harassment lawsuit. It all depends on your level of cynicism.
Flores further claims that Spears storms around naked all the time yelling at staff. Kind of like how Rahm Emanuel handles Congressmen.
All right, so Spears is crazy and is letting her white trash roots show. I am running a betting pool on how long it will be before she cornrows her toddlers’ hair. But was it really that long ago that she was cavorting about in a Catholic schoolgirl’s uniform like every young man’s fantasy? Then I realize yes, it was. Eleven or twelve years ago. I am getting old.
